You Know You Are In Iraq if…
By Jamie McIntyre on Monday, January 11th, 2010 
[FROM: United States Forces-Iraq, Advise and Train (formerly MNSTC-I)]
1. You run in terror from a controlled detonation your first week, then stand in the open to watch real mortars landing– a month later.
2. The most intimate contact you’ve had in months is with the shower curtain.
3. Your most successful pick-up line is “I’ve got a vehicle.”
4. […]
